frankpagmanua:
“ stanleighhh:
“ honeychaigoddess:
“ canadianbrownsugar:
“ diamondallycha:
“ clatchetuniversity:
“ foxymamma-jamma:
“ jehovahhthickness:
“ How I want my bank account to look like by 25.
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Claiming it.
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Waaaaay up 🙏🏾
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11:11am on the...

frankpagmanua:

stanleighhh:

honeychaigoddess:

canadianbrownsugar:

diamondallycha:

clatchetuniversity:

foxymamma-jamma:

jehovahhthickness:

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

Reblogged from surprisebitch

yarrahs-life:

bitteroreo:

2damnfeisty:

bitteroreo:

2damnfeisty:

bitteroreo:

2damnfeisty:

bitteroreo:

hathawayfans:

Anne Hathaway with The Princess Diaries producer Whitney Houston

WHAT?!

Please tell me you knew she was a producer in this movie.

………………..

Girl yes, this and the Cheetah Girls.

Didn’t know either of that.

Whitney cared about uplifting young women and mentoring them. Her doing these movies was just an example of how much she cared.

It bothers me how this isn’t promoted, like everything else the world knows about whitney.

^^^^ there you go… Smh.

Reblogged from tyleroakley

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

thegreatbigfour:

smoothsister:

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

I DONT GET IT

waitingtoseethelight:
“benjaminbadpennywho:
“ thestirge:
“ So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college...

waitingtoseethelight:

benjaminbadpennywho:

thestirge:

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

Broglar.

@mylifeisamusicalreference

Reblogged from humorrelated